The first time

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The first time

it wasn’t that much fun

before I got my panties off

he was already done…

© Kait King, 2015

84 thoughts on “The first time

  1. Pingback: The first time — The writer’s blogk – THE BIG TIMES

  2. Reminds me of a talk I had with my first ex-wife, she told me she could never have sex with her second husband unless she went to bed first. He liked the lights on while she undressed but had always come before she had completely undressed. Such a shame when she and I had a great sex life and I knew how to control my orgasm so we came at the same time. Pity there were other reasons for not staying together xoxo

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    • Oh dear! 🤔 I would imagine your ego (as the woman) would take a boost initially and then I think frustration would just set in!!! Peace, love n a fulfilling sex life to you! Lol 😊xoxo

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      • My sex life would be better if I was on my own, I think anyway, but I find that sex is only part of the story (a big part but still). I can say that my first marriage failed because of failings on both sides, my second marriage failed though because of me and my failure to appreciate what I had until much later. My third marriage failed because my third wife was unfaithful with so many men and never used any protection because she was on the pill. My fourth and current wife thinks sex is something we should only have once a decade and it’s only been four years so far… Hope you enjoy sex as long as you can and don’t worry about me, I’ve had a moan now so things will pick up. Peace and love to you as always xoxo

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  3. This is hilarious. Especially because its so true. It reminded me of many of my friend’s experiences with nervous teenage boys

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    • Hahaha! Yes I hope for you too – altho it’s hardly a first time if it’s over before it begins!! 🙂 But yes, it’s supposed to be funny … it’s just nonsense that falls out of my brain really lol!

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