The first time
it wasn’t that much fun
before I got my panties off
he was already done…
© Kait King, 2015
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The first time
it wasn’t that much fun
before I got my panties off
he was already done…
© Kait King, 2015
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Very good 🤭
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Thanks!🌻🙂
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Haha 😂
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😂😂😂😂
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😂😂👊😂😂
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I have 2 poems out first love and true love.
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I will come and see! This was just me being observant and cheeky!😅😂
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Fresh Kait, very fresh. 😁
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😂😂😂
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I sent you another invite on LinkedIn, joining Quora???
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Oh I’m on Quora but in all the crime stuff of course lol!😂
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I cannot find you, it could be because of the lousy internet connection.
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I will have a look for you!🙂
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Awesome 👍😊
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Bahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
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😂😂😂thank you!🙌😎
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I needed this laugh!!! Thank you
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Haha!😁You’re so welcome and I’m delighted, thank you!🙏😁
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Hysterical love it! 🤣🤣
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😁😉😎
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Why does it feel like I’ve heard this one before? 😳
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😂😂😎why….I don’t know!
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Talking about myself 😊
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🤣🤣
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Not again….😂😂😂
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Lmao! Funny as shit.
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😂😂😂 thank you!! 😁🙏
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High school was great, wasn’t it? Haha
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Haha! Just fucking fabulous 😂😉
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Pingback: The first time — The writer’s blogk – THE BIG TIMES
Yikes
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Hahaha!😊😁
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It’s so funny.in those days, You try all night to get in her pants and it’s over in an awkward moment.
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Haha! Exactly, I see you’ve been there too! 😊
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Right on!
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Reminds me of a talk I had with my first ex-wife, she told me she could never have sex with her second husband unless she went to bed first. He liked the lights on while she undressed but had always come before she had completely undressed. Such a shame when she and I had a great sex life and I knew how to control my orgasm so we came at the same time. Pity there were other reasons for not staying together xoxo
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Oh dear! 🤔 I would imagine your ego (as the woman) would take a boost initially and then I think frustration would just set in!!! Peace, love n a fulfilling sex life to you! Lol 😊xoxo
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My sex life would be better if I was on my own, I think anyway, but I find that sex is only part of the story (a big part but still). I can say that my first marriage failed because of failings on both sides, my second marriage failed though because of me and my failure to appreciate what I had until much later. My third marriage failed because my third wife was unfaithful with so many men and never used any protection because she was on the pill. My fourth and current wife thinks sex is something we should only have once a decade and it’s only been four years so far… Hope you enjoy sex as long as you can and don’t worry about me, I’ve had a moan now so things will pick up. Peace and love to you as always xoxo
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Oh you’re much braver than me! Married one dud and have never done it again 😄 Peace, love n light my friend 🙂 xoxo
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No, it takes a lot of courage to be a single parent xoxo
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It takes a lot of courage to let yourself fall in love too – especially if you’ve been hurt before! Take care and stay brave my friend 🙂 xoxo
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You’re too kind my dearest friend xoxo
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Xoxo
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Lol, loved it… Although should he not be taking them off… And if he is a teenager you don’t need to worry, he should get it back up in no time 😄…
What a riot, thanks Kait
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Hahaha! Thank YoU Santosh! And you are very welcome 🙂
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This is hilarious. Especially because its so true. It reminded me of many of my friend’s experiences with nervous teenage boys
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Haha! Yes, I believe it’s true for a few of us – or maybe many! ? 🙂
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Omg, loveeeeeeeeeeee this!
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Hahaha! Thank youuuuuuu 🙂
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I love your blog, feel free to check out mine– gets down to the nitty gritty on how to get sex ready! The stuff no one talks about
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Cheers! I will do, thank you! 🙂
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Cheers to you! Thank you Kait! 😊🌸
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🙂
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That’s one reason you’re better off not wearing panties!
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Hahaha! I wish I had known that back then :))
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Its always a lot faster the first time and sometimes the risk environment also factors in
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May be!!
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Reblogged this on Risque Bizness: Enter at Your Own Risque.
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Practice makes perfect….
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Hahaha! So true! or at least an improvement if not perfect 🙂
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Describes many of my earlier sexual experiences…and a few of the current ones too!
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LMAO! 🙂 gotta read your blog!
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Hahahaha one of these short sexual experiences is recounted on my blog!
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😉
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Aww dang it! 😀
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Hahaha! 😉
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So short a post!
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Aaahh but there is so much more! 🙂
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just a quickie…
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🙂
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Oh my we may have lived next to the same teenage boys 😉
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Hahaha! 🙂 they are EvErYwHeRe!
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Sad 🙂
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Just a silly ditty 🙂
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The rhyme makes it. Like it’s funny and beautiful! Amazing, hope mine won’t be like that though 😂
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Hahaha! Yes I hope for you too – altho it’s hardly a first time if it’s over before it begins!! 🙂 But yes, it’s supposed to be funny … it’s just nonsense that falls out of my brain really lol!
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thats kindof hilarious XD sorry if its true
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Hahaha! That was my intention so I’m delighted you got a giggle 🙂 … and I got over it :/…only joking :)…or am I? 😉
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Damn xD
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Hahaha! 🙂
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He must have a medical issue due to which, men ejaculate early! Quite curable
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Hahaha! I wasn’t quite writing about a man – just teenage boys 🙂 and our fumblings! 😉 from a long time ago!
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Dear Kait King,
Actually teenage boys have hypersensitivity in their penis because they usually are very fond of masturbation which results in hypersensitivity and thus premature ejaculation. Matured men (like me) are far different. After years of experience of sex, we have no hypersensitivity issue, thereby we take more time to ejaculate (I ejaculate in 1+ hours)!! Thanks to my man hood.
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Haha! Tell me something I don’t know…I think all teenage “everythings’ are hypersensitive at that time! 🙂 But thanks for the heads up (pardon the pun) 😉
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lol…awww…youth!!!
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Hahaha! Yep – and you know what – I don’t want to go back there! 🙂
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me either…
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Lol! Hilarious 😆
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😂😂🙌😂😂
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