The pencil –
it’s behind
your ear,
your glasses
on
your head
You put them
there
the last time
Why am I
so
brain dead?
The shopping list
sits smirkely –
left behind on
my unmade bed.
The cat’s been
fed twice
this morning,
He knows
he’s well
ahead.
But where are my
fucking glasses?
Where I put them –
on
my
head…
I’ve been to and from
the same
room three times!
With my forgetful,
empty
head.
I forget just about
everything –
but mainly my glasses
on my head.
And I know I stashed
a joint
somewhere
But it’s not there
where I said.
I forget just about
everything
especially
the glasses
on my head…
Kait King 2020
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Great lines ❤️
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Thank you!🌻🙂
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Made me smile. This is written Very well.
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Thank you, Shashi!🙂🌻
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My mom did this once then had all of us looking for the glasses on her head.
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😂😂😂👏 haha! I think many mums have done this!😂😂😂
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I posted another site, type My Monster Secret inspired drawing into the search bar pls!
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If anyone wants I just posted an anime site… called Good Anime, if you want to search it up
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Thanks!
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Ya! Anytime
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🙂🌻
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hehe
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Oh my gosh, that poem is HILARIOUS!!! My aunt actually did that once!
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Haha!😁 The first of many to come, I’m sure🌻We all do it 🙂🙏
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Ya, probably
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Very funny forgetness is becoming a common issue in everyone’s life. I can even imagine myself 🤣🤣
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Haha! Oh I think it happens to everyone somewhere along the line! We are not alone …. 😀
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This is so clever!! Immediately I could relate it to myself…..eeeeekkkk. the rhythm of the verses…the beat of your brilliant words….THANKS so much…I smiled while cringing on the inside . IT’S me – how did you know!
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Haha!😂 oh we have such a large club, and the diversity!😂 Welcome and please take an imaginary complimentary Mojito before you forget why you joined 😁Crazy old life!!🌻🙏😘
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And THANK YOU!✌🥰
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Oh my dear Kait, you are always going to bring a smile to my face or a full on guffaw, thank you for that, I’ve been feeling miserable all day today and you just lit my face up with your (funny) yet so true to life poem.
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Haha!😁 thank you darling Dave, sorry to hear you aren’t a box of fluffies but I’m not sure anyone is anymore with the state of things!! Take care and stay safe, keep smiling 🙂🙏🌻🧡
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Have you heard the news? The Donald has been given notice of eviction from Pennsylvania Avenue, now all we need is to oust Cummings from Downing Street and Morrison in Australia then the world can take a new direction which benefits everyone, except the 1% who have had it all their own way for too long. 🙂🙏🌻🧡I haven’t stopped smiling all weekend since Bernie declared Joe and Kamala POTUS elect and VPOTUS then the icing on the cake? tRump threatening to fortify and occupy the oval office to avoid jail.
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🙌🙌😁✌🧡🌻100% at last!!!!
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