It doesn’t matter what you do
chew up my panties
leave a present that’s a poo
bury personal items
dig a deeper hole
drag cow dung inside
pee on the stripper pole
rip up the newspaper
before it’s even read
take up most of the room
in my double bed
chew a cavern in the chair
bark at things that are not there
but I’d like to make it very clear –
There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you
even though I’m only worth a poo
I really, really do love you 🙂
(Just to make things clear, I’m talking about a dog, not my man!)
© Kait King, 2015
The writer's blogk 
Adorable
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Haha!😁 thank you!
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Comical too! Add that to your resume. 😊
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😁😁 thanks!!
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😊
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Can’t even express how much i loved this!! ❤
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Oh thank you so much! That’s awesome😁🙌🌻🧡
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Cute Poem Kait! Very touching for dogs!
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Haha!😁Yes, thanks Kevin!😊🙏
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I was feeling so good about the lucky guy who came home to a stripper pole every night …😯
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Haha!😂😂😂
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😋
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Awesome poem. Although I would say very relatable for a man as well. 😂
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Absolutely! You have a stripper pole?!!?😂😂haha! I don’t either, just fyi 😁 Hear it’s great exercise!!
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Hahahah. It must be 😂😂. The users are pretty and fit.🤣🤣
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😂😂
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Very cute poem! Thanks for sharing!
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Thank you for saying so 😀! Glad you liked it
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The little not at the end though. Lol. Such a cute poem
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Haha! 🙂 Thank you!
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Not really a dog person, but I can’t get the image out of my head now of your chewed up panties with a dog poo on them! Not pleasant this early in the morning, xoxo
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Hahaha! Oh no, now you have just taken it to another level Dave! I never mentioned where the poo was…..hahaha! Oh that’s tickled me this morning – thank you! :)) xoxo
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Me too which is why I had to share it, even though you didn’t say that was where the poo was xoxo
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Hahahaha! Luvit! 🙂 xoxo
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😃💋😃💝
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Nice 🙂 I can forgive my dog for her little indiscretions when she is alway there to happily greet me when I get home. Thanks for sharing.
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My pleasure – and thank you 🙂 I know I said to my sister that every time I look at either Patsy or Eddie I fall in love with them all over again (they are miniature Schnauzers) too gorgeous!
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Mine is a Staffordshire Bull Terrier name ‘Yopi’ – she smiles
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Haha! Oh Eddie does that – yet the other one doesn’t and they are supposed to be sisters – very different personalities though 🙂
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i would like to add, “Even if you chew all my shoes and sandals, I still love you!”
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Haha! I always do – it’s true 😉
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wow
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🙂 lol – hoping that’s a good wow and not a “you-are-cray-cray” wow 😉
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Lovely poem.. you love your dog to the moon and back 🙂 you could share a pic of your dog for us to meet him..
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Oh I will have to put up a picture of Patsy and Eddie, two miniature Schnauzers who are so smart, funny and gorgeous 🙂 They share their home with me 🙂
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Awwwwwww… that’s so sweet.. I’d be waiting for ur post to meet them 😀
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🙂 I will do that -coz they are so cute!
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❤ 🙂
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good hahaha…. I really love it. Got it!
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